- They should change CTU to CBU : Counting on Bauer Unit
- Superman wears Jack Bauer pijamas
-Jack Bauer once called the Vice President "Mr. President", but realized his mistake and shot the President. Jack bauer is never wrong!
- When E.T. phoned home, Jack Bauer answered
- Jack Bauer once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The islands.
- When Jack Bauer looks in the mirror, he doesen't see his reflection. Because there can only be one Jack Bauer.
- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
- The only reason Audrey Reins sold schematics to the terrorist was so Jack could push her up against a wall like he does in her fantasies.
- James Bond has a license to kill. Jack Bauer was his instructor.
- If you spell Jack Bauer in a Scrabble game, you win. Forever.
- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That…