一点双人秀 第三季 A Bit of Fry and Laurie Season 3 (1991)

声明：中文翻译来自伊甸园，感谢字幕君们的辛勤劳作。

E01
1.腹黑Fry爸爸用大片里the chosen one的梗诱骗儿子Laurie出去工作，什么只有chosen one才能打开抽屉(= =)，说的绘声绘色，把自己儿子骗的一愣一楞。最后那句中气十足的''Get that lazy sod out of the house earning his living(终于把那个懒骨头赶出去自己赚钱了)"简直笑尿

2.Laurie现场采访一个哭的很忧伤的女士，问她原因，可是她死活不肯让Laurie叔知道...

3."That's finished, it's over, it's finished with...over,finished and over, it's over, it's completely finished" 一切都完了 结束了 结了它个...束了 完蛋了 没戏了 彻彻底底的结束了....(想象一下翻这段时候字幕君的心情= =，话说这梗在后面一集也用到了)

4.Laurie和Fry扮演心理医生的那段，和对方在那里鸡同鸭讲，有种希区柯克短片的即视感，搞笑+悬疑

E02
1.油炸叔一本正经脸(其实忍笑忍到内伤了吧)说："在我梦里，我和Stephen Hendry(台球皇帝)打斯诺克，和Barbra Streisand(美国女歌手)唱歌，和Anneka Rice(BBC女主持)上床。现实…

听写的也不知道准不准确，还有歌名我怎么听都是there ain't the one way，实在跟翻译以及歌曲内容对不上号……歌词如有错误请留言指出。

well the world is facing problems getting bigger every day,
we got greenhouse over Texsis and recession on the way,
we got huger in the third world we got anger in the first,
half the world is flut and the other is dying thirst,
although people tell you that the planet is dying fast,
well I'll sing the problem yet can be solved by kicking ass ,
kick ass（kick ass）
kick ass is what we do,
kick ass (kick ass)
iron foot in an velvet shoe,
we don't care who's asking we kick forever all alone
we just standing in front the mirror and try on kick our own,
well we kicked ass on Grenada, and we kicked ass in Iraq,
we kicked the ass out of the ozon layer and they gonna say we will kick it back,
we kick the ass of cancer, and we will kick the ass of AIDS,
and a…